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Sound familiar? This is pretty much how every real estate investing seminar/coaching program starts off. Literally as I am typing this now, my Youtube channel is being interrupted by someone wanting to show me the “secret” to “unlocking” several millions of dollars in real estate “profits.” I mean, how lucky am I…